Pandemic! 2020: Music to Quarantine By [track 5]

And now for something completely different.

The reason it’s completely different is because it’s not at all what I set out to do.  There are no mistakes, only happy accidents, as Bob Ross used to say.  

My intention was to do a pretty straightforward version of Bruce Springsteen’s rocker “Sherry Darling,” only slightly countrified with a lap steel & harmonica.  I laid down the rhythm track and all was well. In fact, I got it in one take with nary an error– that never happens.  

 

Same with the lap steel part.  So far so good.

 

All I had left was the vocal & harmonica. Vocal first, and then the harp to punctuate.  I set up the mic, cued up the track and — 

 

Ah crap.  This song is nowhere near a key I can touch.  I mean, I can’t even fake it.  Even if I were to autotune– which I have NEVER EVER done, and never will– well, as I understand it you’ve got to get at least close for it to work.  The best I could muster was worse than karaoke night in the student center at Galaudet.  Guess I should have run through it at least once before recording…

 

Ok, let’s punt.  I lay down a spoken track just for the rhythm; come back and deal with it later.  Harp time. 

 

I reached for my box-o-harmonicas so I could mimic Clarence Clemons’ saxophone part.  Uh oh.  The only two hambos suited for the key of F are pretty much the only two I don’t have.  So I after testing a few, I select a basic Hohner Marine Band in C (like the Boss used on Nebraska, natch) and modified the part to be more free-flowing.  

 

While playing the harp part a few times, I noticed that the spoken vocal…is kinda cool.  Kinda Tom Waits.  Just needs a little more character.  

 

I redid the vocal, knowing that I could no more sound like Tom Waits than I could Springsteen.  Instead of using a vocal mic, I used the Green Bullet that gives the harmonica a dirty, bluesy sound.  Somehow a character emerged in my head as soon as I started– it was only during playback that I figured out I was kinda channeling Ralph Kramden being played by Clint Eastwood, as coached by Jack Nicholson. 

 

This was incredibly tough to mix, and in the end I wish I could boost the vocal over the harmonica a bit better.  Next time. 

 

That’s the story of the happy accident which sounds very little like its progenitor.  You may find it weird, but I rather like it.  That’s true of a lot of things.  

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